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Difference between Gandhi, Musharraf and Lalu?
Gandhi didn’t know whats a lie.
Musharraf doesn’t know what’s truth.
Lalu doesn’t know the difference!
Happy Gandhi Jayanti.

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Impact of movies:
Teacher: Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
Student: He is the one who helped Munnabhai to impress his girlfriend!

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Teacher: Because of Gandhiji’s hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student: A holiday

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Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student: Gandhiji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student: Gandhiji was four years old.
Student rocked, Teacher shocked!

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Lecturer: Write a short note on Gandhi Jayanti.
Pappu writes: Gandhiji was a great man, but maa kasam I dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda tha kya ‘Bapu’ ka!

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Take our any note from your pocket and wish Gandhi ji a very Happy Birthday!!! Happy Gandhi Jayanti!!!

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Wish you a happy Gandhi Jayanti
I know today you are in a bad mood
Its a dry day that upsets you
But remember it’s for your own good.
Happy Gandhi Jayanti

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I have just started with collecting pictures of Mahatma Gandhi, I seek your contribution to my collection…. Please help me have the biggest collection…. Best wishes on Gandhi Jayanti.

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Munnabhai: Why are we writing Bapu’s name on bulb? Circuit: We are having his name shine!!!

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I wish that your life is always blessed with Bapu’s love in form of his pictures of high denominations. Happy Gandhi Jayanti.

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